Room 4 Poetry

This week room 4 have been flexing their poetry muscles. They started the week by writing some crazy nonsense poems. 

We then used Shel Silverstein's poem 'NASTY SCHOOL' as inspiration to write poems about schools that teach students to do do all the things that students shouldn't do at school.  

Horrible school

In horrible school you have to always swear and pull down people’s pants so you can see their underwear.

The teachers teach you to rip pages out of library books and how to be downright crooks.

You learn how to dump someone into a bin and make an awful din.          

In swimming lessons you have to splash all of the water out of the pool that is one of the horrible things that happen at horrible school.                            

You learn how to trick the tooth fairy with fake vampire fangs and how to make very big bangs.                                                                                   

One of the many horrible rules is you must never ever have your homework done and you must spoil everyone’s fun.    

By Tara     

Bad Habit School

At bad habit school it’s badder than bad.

The teachers don’t teach you anything

right because they teach you how to

shoot a kite.

They teach you how to strip down someone’s underwear so you

can see there bottom bare.

You learn how to break a chair and how to put ants in people’s underwear.

You learn how to make wee hoses and how to play a game called disgusting poses.

So that’s what they do at bad habit school and everybody that goes there becomes a fool.

By Violet

The School of Horrors   

               At the school of horrors the teachers teach you to write on the wall and to miss school to go to the mall.

They show you how to pull down someone’s pants and to do a bad dance.

They teach us how to cheat on a test and be a big pest.

By Ania

Rotten School

At Rotten school the teachers teach you how to poo and wee on the floor.They also teach you how to smash a door.

They teach you to pull the naughty finger and also teach you to be a bad singer.

At rotten school they teach you how to put chewing gum on people’s chairs and also how to make people burst into tears.

By Tristan

Horrorland School

At horrorland school you learn to be annoying pests and cheat on every test.                                                     

At horrorland school they teach you to pull the middle finger and how to be bad singer.                                                  

We learn how to always be late for school and to put paint in the pool.

By Ngahina